A term meaning that you know everything there is to know about a friend.
She better not turn on me, I've got her diary, she tells me everything.
A pathetically noodley, flaccid cock, destined to disappoint
When I saw Bertโs Diary of a Wimpy Cock, I had to excuse myself and leave the apartment.
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The Last Known Writings of John Stamos while in his "Uncle Jesse" persona most famously seen on the family sitcom "Full House." The last book of the New Testament (or Hermes Katsopolis Testament as it is more commonly known)has been lost. There is a religious sect at Michigan State University that follows the teachings of this book as the holy scripture.
When I want to hear the teachings of the gospel, I turn to Girl Talk Secret Diary.
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The wimpy kid is a little shit kids book that children read when they are being raped.
Greg heffley was getting molested as he was reading diary of a wimpy kid.
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The act of twisting and tucking your hair inside of a hat or some sort. Then when you take the hat off your hair cascades down your back looking beautiful. (See the Princess Diaries movie)
Princess Diaries Tuck-up-
Just put your hair in your work hat like the "Princess Diaries tuck up", so when you're off you can whip your hat off and shake your hair out and yell "I'm off work bitches"
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have you read Diary of a wimpy kid double down
A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.
It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.
Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...
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