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That guy over there! Yeah that one. Called Liam. Yeah he's a dick head
Dick head month is in May it's when u can mess around and be a dips hit
Stop acting like a dick head before I slap u
Yay its dick head month
Someone who doesn't fully posses the necessary qualities to be a full on dick head. Only slightly.
1:That bitch just shouted at me across the restaurant! Wow, she's slightly dick headed!
2: He ordered me around like he pays my bills. What a slight dick head!
When someone is an utter asshole and are fake as a person
People in small towns are usually into dick head auto-pilot
when one has a nasty hangover and his/her head feels big like it's going to explode.
Shit , I got so drunk last night that I got a dick tracey head this morning.
Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
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