shit did you put the bong away?

An exclamation of terror, often said while under the influence of cannabis. The bong in question is a smoking implement, and if it has not been concealed or "put away", a parent or figure of authority may find it. This is a highly detrimental situation for the users of the bong.

J. Shit did you put the bong away?
M. Nah man, didn't you?
J. No, i thought you were going to
M. ...fuck

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Where did you go to high school?

A question asked when people from St. Louis Missouri first meet. the question determines many things from religion to socio-economic status.

Guy 1: Where are you from?
Guy 2: St. Louis
Guy 1: Really me too, Where did you go to high school?

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Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

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did you get that done in guatemala or something?

what you say to someone who is victim to bad plasatic surgery

"did you get your boobs done in guatemala or something?"
'what?! i didn't have a boob job!"

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Where did you get your gender?

People use this term to refer to someone who owns their body and look powerful but at the same time they aren’t part of certain gender standards or don’t look like a certain gender at all. If a person uses this term it means they are gender envious of your looks and how your gender is figured out.

Example: Oh my god! You gorgeous, ugh, where did you get your gender?!?

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Did you hear Billy Mays Died?

Response to someone bringing up old information as breaking news.

Late, uninformed guy: "Hey guys, did you hear the Yankees won the 2009 World Series?"

Quick witted guy: "Hey, did you hear Billy Mays died?"

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Did you try your best?

I don't know. Are you being truthful in relationship to your awareness of my existence?

Did you try your best?

Hym "Yeah, dawg! I tried, like, super-duper hard!"

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