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dildo

Sumthing that girls use all the fucking time....They dont stop either...
Cassie:Adam ur dicks to small..wheres my dildo?
Adam: Wtf!?

OOh nice big dildo I LUV IT

by Nigga Ali March 15, 2005

28πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


dildo

An endearment used between two women that are friends.

Amy is my dildo.

by Amie April 10, 2004

18πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


dildo

what you make dill cakes out of

Hey Brea can you knead this dildo for me while I warm up my oven?

by Brian57 November 21, 2007

15πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


dildo

Fake penis

when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

28πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


dildo

OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...

1) stop being such a dildo
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.

by Pat Mcgroin February 15, 2005

12πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


dildo

dilΒ·do also dilΒ·doe (dld)
n. pl. dilΒ·dos, also dilΒ·does

1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.

1. My boyfriend is away on vacation so I'll be sure to get some good use out of my dildo.

2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.

by Kitty April 19, 2004

14πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


dildo

the best thing that happened to the human race...shove in a female vagina (or anus) or a male anus.

1 She broke up with her boyfriend because his penis was too small to her dildo

2 He shoved the big black dildo in his anus with great pleasure and kept at it all night

by tiffboobs June 6, 2009

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