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A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.
*turns around* "...Alex? What are you doing? ...Is that a dildo?"
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an item that should have never been invented. some girls like that fake penis more than the real one
me penis is 11 inches long, so why dont u call me instead of using that expensive gaget (no guys)
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a dildo is an object or an item. It helps girls who are desperate for sex have sex alone with themselves. They just simply stick it up their vaginea or asshole and feel good.
A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.
"I'm going to buy a dildo because im desperate for sex and noone wants to have sex with me"
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A rubber dick that girls play sex with.
Last year,I was at my friend Mary's house and Mary needed socks. They were in her mothers sock drawer.She dug through the drawer and found a puffy sock.She dumped out the contents and screamed."TARA!What the Hell is this!" I ran in and saw the blue vibrating mechanism.I told her it was probably her mothers DILDO!
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A predominantly phallic shaped object usually made from rubber.
Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand.
Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot.
In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.
Jimmy screamed with both pain as Lisa rammed her dildo into his pee hole. Afterwards she exclaimed, now you know what having our son felt like.
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a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick
I was a litle worried when I found a dildo in my girlfriends room.
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the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.
Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.
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