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The act of inserting semen into a victims ear, then packing it with pubic hairs.
This can also be done in one's nose.
"Dude! Lets give A. Leu a senior discount. He's passed out!"
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Overcharging an absurdly high amount of money to those of Lebanese descent.
A man walks into Big Mama's pizzeria and notices a sign reading "Ask for the Lebanese Discount." The man, who is of Lebanese descent, feels he is about to get a deal of a lifetime. After bringing his pizza home to eat, he notices he was charged double for his medium pizza. He fell victim to the classic Lebanese Discount.
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A discounted major refers to an undergraduate degree that is less strenuous on the student. Such a degree is deemed 'discounted' for its lowered GPA score.
Such degrees are commonly known as MRS degrees; however, discounted majors extend beyond the common MRS degree. Undertakers of discounted majors often have high hopes for law school acceptance, job markets, and a general drive to succeed.
This often leads to painful rejection; they often do not realize that their GPA is lowered by at least half a point when compared to real majors.
Flaunting about a discounted major is like passing a driving exam. You aren't special.
Examples of discounted majors with AGPAs (adjusted GPAs)
Communications: -.5 GPA
Elementary Education: -.5 GPA
Hotel and Restaurant Management: -.5 GPA
Philosophy: -.4 GPA
English: -.35 GPA
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To rip-off your trannie lover of the hour.
The Soprano discount was a rip-off orginally bragged about by a guy named Soprano who boasted of his accomplishment on a number of web sites. The Soprano discount goes as follows:
Visit Parc Morazon in San Jose, Costa Rica. Have two or more trannies fuck you bareback in the ass, then take out enough cash to pay just one of them, throw it in the air and run off.
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Bang an old lady, and then steal all her money.
I bought a merkin with the money i saved from the senior discount
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A ghetto ass clothing store.The things there are usually cheap and poor quality.It is basically the ghetto version of Ross.The stores look very similar but it's far more messy.This store sort of is ghetto fabulous
Wow, this place is Ghetto! Notice the capital G!. How many times to I have to say it! The racks of clothes are overstuffed, the people (both employees and shoppers) are crude and the clothes fall apart after the 1st wash. Oh and did I forget the lines? The lines are always long and torturous because you are always forced to watch some uncivilized parent belittle their child while talking on their cell phone about the 40's they will be drinking that night.
If you are looking for manners and well made clothing...drive far far away from this place and fast!
Dé'Quondé:"Eh yo,we's bouts to go to dd's discounts to get that baby phat.You wanna come?
Chelsea:"Hell NO,i'm not setting my foot in that ghetto ass store and lower myself.How embarassing!The floor is dirty and it smells like piss"
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a discount when buying drugs from a friend for a discounted price then from someone you don't know
Guy: Hey man! Can I have some drugs?
Friend: Yeah, mahn I'll even give you a homie discount.
Guy Alright!
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