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Disturbing masturbation, such as wrapping one's own phallus in sandpaper and rubbing vigorously.
The woman's unsightly act of disturbationing (not disturbating, a common mistake) with a broomstick handle that had razor blades duct-taped to it, was certainly vomitously arousing.
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yes they should be hit by a bus....then then bus should back up and run them over again...not that would kick ass too
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1. Short for "mentally disturbed"- a psychotic, retarded or very stupid person- or a person who acts that way.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
1. People who listen to heavey-metal music are disturbed!
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
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a once good metal band that made a horrible new album called industructable. they have one good song on that alum called industructable. disturbeds older music is so much better like down with the sickness and prayer. i am very disappionted by their new album but still listen to their old stuff.
guy-"do you like disturbed?"
other guy-"yeah, their new album sucks but i still listen to their old music"
guy-"same here, i cant stand their music"
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That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.
Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!
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A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"
- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."
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