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Instead of getting up with sickness, you go down on it, who would have known. These guys must be sent from whatever God there is with immaculate knowledge and receeding hairlines, or sent from the devil himself to drive us off a fucking cliff. This band has perfected the open chord technique. And the open mouth receiving technique. As well as the open ass receiving technique.
Their lyrics are so inspirational. One time I was listening to their song and I was so inspired to jab whatever sharp object I could through my ear drum, just so I could be as hardcore as they try to be.
Bald.
Gay piercings.
Every song is the same.
Covered Genesis.
Fag piercings.
Uhm... can't think of anything else.
I'm supposed to put an example here about Disturbed, but in the time that I clicked from one box to the other, I thought of more things.
I can perform a whole song by them, and by whole song I mean all of their songs, all by myself at once. Let me see, crash bass drum and snare along with open cords at 4/4. Basically everything.
Then I make sure to have someone pull real hard on my testicles so that I can sound full of angst.
Testicle pulling.
Shitty music.
Ok now I'm done.
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Disturbing masturbation, such as wrapping one's own phallus in sandpaper and rubbing vigorously.
The woman's unsightly act of disturbationing (not disturbating, a common mistake) with a broomstick handle that had razor blades duct-taped to it, was certainly vomitously arousing.
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yes they should be hit by a bus....then then bus should back up and run them over again...not that would kick ass too
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1. Short for "mentally disturbed"- a psychotic, retarded or very stupid person- or a person who acts that way.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
1. People who listen to heavey-metal music are disturbed!
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
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That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.
Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!
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A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"
- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."
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