To be looking at porn, sending it in emails to your co-workers and then get fired.
Dave: That bitch tommy Al Divered!
Joe: DAMN!!!! What a dumbf***
6π 2π
Someone who gets in/ around dupsters, picking up items to keep.
Guy: Hey I saw someone digging in the trash the other day.
Girl: I know; he was such a Dumpster Diver.
9π 4π
A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.
The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.
41π 30π
A person administering any sort of anal play.
> dude, did you get laid last night or what?
> oh totally!, she was a freak too, i had to become a mudd diver to please her!
The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.
Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?
Matthias: I just did a lot of meth
Paul: Bro youβre being such a David Diver right now.
An occupation many black men avoid.
White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.
One that has large amounts of anal sex, gay or straight, just anal sex.
That dude Aaron is a Poopy Diver, hes had anal sex with 3 guys, including his fag roomate.