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Something that will never happen because there's no money in it.
It usually involves controversial ideas like bringing concepts of "innocent until proven guilty" and "equal treatment under the law regardless of gender" to family court. It also often involves controversial ideas like treating a marriage contract like any other contract where someone is free to exit the contract any time; but, if there isn't sufficient cause, the person exiting the contract must leave the other parties as unharmed as possible, and the person exiting without sufficient cause may face penalties for doing so.
I think it would be better if we had a system where, when one parent initiates a divorce, there is a rebuttable presumption (meaning a presumption that could be rebutted if wrong-doing can be proven) that any minor children remain with the other parent that didn't want the divorce. Scientific studies show divorce is usually very bad for kids, and this would probably greatly decrease unnecessary divorce.
Dude, you're talking about divorce reform. That will never happen.
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Ending a marriage by the violent murder of a spouse.
Bob Jersey Divorce 'd his wife, he "accidentally" ran her over with his Camaro.
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Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.
Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.
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When your spouse deletes you as a friend on Facebook.
My wife saw the comments I made on Marissa's profile and Facebook divorced me.
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When one kills one's spouse.
Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.
Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.
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Leaving your wife's head on the side of the road.
Juanita wouldn't shut her fat face so i just got a mexican divorce.
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