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Someone who still believes that the Coronavirus isn't a thing and refuses to quarantine or practice social distancing.
Look at all those doorknob lickers protesting in Michigan. They are going to catch Coronavirus and spread it to everyone.
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the town's slutty chick who bones everyone and discriminates toward none.
"that chick is the town doorknob-everyone has had a turn!"
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When a girl poops on a man's penis, and leaves it to dry, for a few hours (this is essential!) and then returns to give him a handjob as if she were turning a doorknob. A rusty doorknob.
"OMG Rhonda gave Bernie a rusty doorknob last night! He says he now has a new perspective on life."
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The angry doorknob is a sexual move in which the performer of the move finishes fucking their partner, punches them in the face and sits on their face and farts while they are stunned.
That bitch was giving me lip so i gave her the angry doorknob.
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To pinch a woman's clitoris, pull, and twist, as if it were a doorknob.
Guy 1: "Did you hear? Cole gave Shirley a Polish Doorknob!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's never forgiven him."
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A person who enjoy sucking dicks.
Dick's sucker.
Hey Baby, I really do appreciate the way you are polishing my doorknob.
Yeah!!! You are the best doorknob polisher.
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before you give a guy a blowjob you fill your mouth with champagne and blow it up the guy's asshole. he needs to clench his asshole while you give him a blowjob, then when he cums he shits. the champagne enema makes the feces all hard and sparkly, like a diamond doorknob.
damn, allie just wasted half a bottle of Dom giving that bro a diamond doorknob!
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