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Him:Have you seen college dorm party
You:No
Him:then don’t or you will be traumatized for the rest of your life
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You are dumb. You are soooooo dumb there is no chance you could even be in college.
Hurricane Sandy is coming. It's the hurricane to end all hurricanes. If you don't already own batteries and a flashlight you are too stupid for the dorm!
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1. An individual in college who shows up unannounced and uninvited to sit and tell every single problem and complaint that they can possibly think of
2. Does not understand social cues
3. Inappropriate goes into great depths about there sex life and weird sexual desires.
"That girl Danielle is a dorm room whore, shes always just walking in and telling us all her business and sex desire. SHES WACK YO!
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A common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an ass and or douche. they can be classified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.
Joe: OMG! Jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn't clean it up.
Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.
Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.
Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche
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The most intense and best dorm on campus.
Man I wish I lived in C-hall, it's the devil of all dorms!
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When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.
Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.
When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
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