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-phrase-(HURTS DOUGH-nit) Commonly used as a joke before a fight. Usually asked in context of a question to confuse the victim, so as to make them think you're offering them a doughnut. When said properly, you're supposed to make out the words "Hurts, don't it?" in a southern-like accent.
Season 7 Episode 6 of "Family Guy" (approx. 12:28)
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hey Omar! Want a hurts doughnut?"
Omar to Peter Griffin "Um...OK?"
Peter Griffin punches Omar in the face.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hurts, don't it?"
Peter Griffin laughs.
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Being either sweat or wind type pants. These pants are worn by law enforcment persons,that regular pants are to uncomfortable due to the amount of yummy pastries during a shift.
Hey officer, are you okay? It looks like your doughnut pants are on fire. There's nothing to see here mam! I was enjoying several beer whips with my pastry. When the bungson burner I was doing went 10 atom 12. You had better get back to your rusty brass quartet.
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The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.
- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"
- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."
No not “THAT” glazed doughnut. A glazed doughnut is a cooked circle of dough topped with liquid sugar called glaze.
Dude 1: Man I’m sooo hungry
Dude 2: well I got some glazed doughnuts
Dude 1: OH H*LL YEA!!!!
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when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut
i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut
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The popular fantasy, pairing the flamboyant rock star, Adam Lambert,(and his glambulge) with a doughnut. First mentioned in a Fan Fic, there is no doubt anyone who claims to be a devoted Glambert knows about this pairing.
boy: "I bought doughnuts at the store yesterday"
Glambert: "omg! doughnut bert!"
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Something that sounds like a good idea but thirty minutes later you’re hungry for something a little meatier.
HUNTER: I’m getting nervous that our play is a little doughnuts for dinner. I mean I don’t want this to be just sketches and novelty songs strung together.
I want there to be substance, not just fluff.
Not that there’s anything wrong with fluff,
but I wanna strive for something that makes people really pay attention.
You know what I mean?
SUSAN: Uh… I totally stopped listening.
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