Downtown-Abbey

A sexual snafu where during climax you accidentally call out Maggie Smith’s name (Professor Mcgonogall from the Harry Potter series)

Man I totally pulled a downtown-abbey last night

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Downtown Downer

The act of one guy blowing another guy in a gay bar bathroom.

There was a downtown downer going on in club glitter.

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downtown business

A man's nether regions; male naughty bits; a guy's private parts

His pants are so tight, you can see his downtown business!

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downtown screamer

spreading the lips of a vagina, inserting your face and screaming as loud as you can to the point of that where it echoes and reverberates inside the womb

Like oh my g, jake totally gave me a downtown screamer, i could feel it in my chest and i accidently squirted him in the back of the throat

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Downtown Derby

A sexual act, and a certain form of bukkake. A white woman has a group of ten African-American men or more, completely naked and ready to screw. One man jerks off over the woman at a time, and he only has 30 seconds to ejaculate. The next man in line repeats the process, and so on, and so on, until the woman is completely covered with semen.
The origin of this term is quite simple, but a little racially biased. Downtown, referring to the African-Americans, symbolizes "gangsta," "pimp," etc.
Derby, however, is a different story. Racecar driving, AKA "NASCAR", is only watched by Caucasian rednecks, which is why it refers to the white woman. It also signifies why the males have to ejaculate so quickly.

Dude, did you see that video on insert porn website name here?
Yeah, bro, she totally got a Downtown Derby!

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downtown brown

When a person takes a dump around the rim of a toilet and puts the seat back down on the shit.

R: What Happened at the club last night?

K: I sat on a toilet and shit squeezed out of the side getting all over my clothes.

R: dude you sat on a downtown brown

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Downtown Roundclown

Sean "Puff Daddy", "Puffy", "P-Diddy", "Diddy" Combs' possible next moniker; the phrase also comments on the ridiculousness of the concept of outrageous self-naming.

- "Hey man, I got these new Downtown Roundclown shoes!"

- "K-Fed? Popo-Zao? Man, that douchebag Kevin Federline is a real downtown roundclown."

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