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The perfect brunch cocktail - one part Pama liqueur and three parts Prosecco, with a fresh raspberry in the bottom of the glass to soak up the booze. Yummy!
We had six flutes of Dread Queen apiece with our brunch, and then we passed out.
Once you drink the Dread Queen, you realize Mimosas are for light weights.
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When you are driving ahead of someone and you spray them with your windshield water.
Fuck that guy dude give him the Dreaded Kusawatchie
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cuming in hair till it appears to be gray then twisting them and letting them dry creating dreads
i dreaded newsome that bitch
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When you have your hair up in a bun so long, that it becomes one whole dread-like tangled mess.
"I really should comb my hair, but it's gonna be hard to get out this dread bun."
"I can't even sift my fingers through my hair because it's such a dread bun."
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A force not to be reckoned with. Often more powerfull than 10 elephants.
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No mere ordinary plague, this dread version is the worst coof ever. Only the jab can save you.
"Sterility is a small price to pay for being marked 'safe' from the Dread Coof. Shoot me up, Doc!"
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The moment when a dreadlocked personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder.
Usually accompanied by a scream for assistance, the dread shred victim can only hope that the shredder becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp.
The victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.
"Frank, come quick you lummox! Jade's having a dread shred!"
"Whoa, turn it off at the plug!"