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When a small amount of sperm flows out from womans anus and into her vagina, causing an unintended pregnancy.
A: Im pregnant.
B: I don't know how thar happened. Must have been a Tokyo Drift
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When someone is texting or playing with their cell phone while walking very, very slowly and not paying attention to their surroundings. Cellular drifters tend to weave erratically on the sidewalk making it difficult to pass them.
person 1: "What took you so long?"
person 2: "Sorry, I'm late. The girl walking in front of me was cellular drifting and I couldn't get past her."
When a male is sodomizing an individual via the anal cavity with his penis, she/he is then punched in the jejunum, which induces an instant bowel movement. The male then removes his penis and places his genitalia into the individuals bottom lip.
Man, that was a good one last night. I really wasn’t expecting the Copenhagen drift
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On a night out shifting (making out with) another person and then moving along to find another potential tounge-dancing dancer
Man 1: Oi Spegsy, did you stick with that blonde bird last night? She was quality kipper!
Man 2: Nah mate, left her pretty quickly, out on the shift and drift, you know.
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When the control sticks on joycon controllers mess up and move by themselves, which will ruin the switch lite :(
Guy1: ahhh my joycon drift is so bad!
Nintendo: we don’t care really.
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A form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps.
hazletard: I won the Hazleton drifting competition in the Walmart parking lot.
me: Fucking sped.
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A drift slut is a rear wheel drive car used for the express purpose of drifting. The only real difference between a "regular" drift car and a drift slut is the fact that in exterior appearance, the car may seem poorly taken care of. The owner often repairs damage to the exterior of the vehicle using zip ties instead of replacing the piece altogether. An altogether trashy, but awesome-in-a -weird-way looking whip.
A drift slut could potentially be any rear wheel drive car, given the right amount of work.
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