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In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.
I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.
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When a small amount of sperm flows out from womans anus and into her vagina, causing an unintended pregnancy.
A: Im pregnant.
B: I don't know how thar happened. Must have been a Tokyo Drift
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When someone is texting or playing with their cell phone while walking very, very slowly and not paying attention to their surroundings. Cellular drifters tend to weave erratically on the sidewalk making it difficult to pass them.
person 1: "What took you so long?"
person 2: "Sorry, I'm late. The girl walking in front of me was cellular drifting and I couldn't get past her."
When a male is sodomizing an individual via the anal cavity with his penis, she/he is then punched in the jejunum, which induces an instant bowel movement. The male then removes his penis and places his genitalia into the individuals bottom lip.
Man, that was a good one last night. I really wasn’t expecting the Copenhagen drift
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On a night out shifting (making out with) another person and then moving along to find another potential tounge-dancing dancer
Man 1: Oi Spegsy, did you stick with that blonde bird last night? She was quality kipper!
Man 2: Nah mate, left her pretty quickly, out on the shift and drift, you know.
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When the control sticks on joycon controllers mess up and move by themselves, which will ruin the switch lite :(
Guy1: ahhh my joycon drift is so bad!
Nintendo: we don’t care really.
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A form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps.
hazletard: I won the Hazleton drifting competition in the Walmart parking lot.
me: Fucking sped.
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