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A rare breed of mythological creature that lives in the forest of magical silliness. They feed on goober blossoms, and they're everlastign enemies are the cannablistic trolls. They're often bothered by humorically driven earth dwellers who pass thorugh their forest in search of their leader, the peach lotion man.
The dwarfs diet consists of goober blossoms, but they also enjoy feasting on curdled caulliflower and other vegetarian meals. The ultimate luxury meal for the dwarfs would include rotten artichoke hearts drizzled with sauce from a maggot inveted tomato.
Alabaster dwarfs tend to mate approximately three hundred and sixty five times a year, but the children often die shortly after birth. Only one in sixty hundred and twenty eight dwarf children survive. their young feed on the scabs of their grandmothers wounds, which fall off everytime a new child is born. They live on scabs until their eyes grow in. This takes about one week. Then the children are kicked out of the clan to go and live on their own.
Alabaster dwarfs tend to travel in groups of four or five, and they live in oversized patches of rotten peaches. They also bathe in the peach juice, which male dwarfs find irrisistable. This is very helpful when the unattractive female dwarfs are desprete for a mate.
It is presumed that by 2010, all alabaster dwarfs will be over taken by the cannabilistic trolls. Alabaster breeding has been set in motion, to try and save their species, but it is obvious that they are basically doomed to fail.
If you would like to try and attempt to save the Dwarfs, feel free to donate to the Save The Alabaster Dwarfs Foundation (SADF).
"wow, did you jsut see those alabaster dwarfs eat that goober blossom?"
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1. verb. To shit on a dwarf (aka little person), usually as a sexual act (similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only with a little person).
2. noun. A tiny circular turd left behind by a dwarf (little person), rumored in some cultures to possess magical powers.
1. The midgets were offended when he asked if they'd participate in a dwarf dump orgy.
2. Johnny found a dwarf dump in the backyard this morning, it must be his lucky day.
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Small brown halfling, easily impressed by plastic cars and belt accessories. Generally too small to climb over a snowflake. Likes mowing, eating, dithering, eating and sarcasm.
See also hot karl
Q. Where's the surly dwarf?
A. He's too afraid to come in, he saw dandruff on his pillow this morning
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To touch a dwarf..err, to touch a little person, in order to satisfy the fetichist in you. The touch can be a blatant open handed stroke or a stealthy scrub. Any part of a dward, oops, any part of a little person counts, but there are bonus points if you score a head touch.
Finally did my dwarf touch this morning.
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To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.
John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!
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when a male is getting blown by a female on the toilet, then, the female urinates into males mouth. They both then proceed to have intercourse. the male then ejaculates into females mouth then they make out fussing the urine and sperm and then swallow.
Dude, i herd Alec baldwin and Kim Kardashian dumble dwarfed.
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a dwarf who will out sexual fantasy from you stick his head up your ass
Last night Tom had a visit from the anal dwarf!
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