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A kid named Dylan that has a new illness all the time. Also known as a puss..
I diagnose you with dylanitis.
The act of adding poetic beauty and/or deeper meaning to a sentence or phrase. Similar to the ways of Bob Dylan.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
- V for Vendetta (movie quote example of Dylanism)
The biggest bloody simp there was
''Oh look theres dylan, he's a simp''
When the master wordsmith Dylan, creates a word to suit his needs. That accurately describes how people are feeling without being a real word.
Examples of Dylanism:
"Joygasm" and "coolies" were both words originally created by Dylan however due to the crazy world of the internet , plenty of other people now might claim them as their own. Joygasm is a orgasm of joy, and coolies was was something that was "cool" to the max.
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In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangos and relax on the beach.
Usually described in social situations as a God among men
That dylan is the best!
Can you pass me that dylan?
dylan.
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Another word for retard
Some guy: the ocean is as blue as the sky
Dylan: well,actualy the ocean is clear and reflects the sky ect.
Some guy: *loads handgun*
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Dylan is usually a boy. Dylan's can be sweethearts if they aren't playing you. If the Dylan is good/ honest, they can be the sweetest think on the planet. But, if the Dylan is using you or is being a straight up jerk, then run as far as you can. Some Dylan's are ugly and some are sexy as hell. They can be beautiful to one eye and hideous to the next. Dylan's will be right there for you and sometimes share the same exact interests. If you become boyfriends with a Dylan, then you should hold him tight because they are easy to slip away. If you breakup with a Dylan, you should give him a smack on the frikkin head. Dylan's are amazing or jerks. Either way, you will fall hard for them.
Good Dylan: That Dylan is so amazing I wish he was mine.
Bad Dylan: That Dylan is such a jerk! I heard he text dumped his first girlfriend and never actually liked her.
Dylan: Dylan is such a nice guy but sometimes he can be a jerk.
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