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Earls Girls

Def.: A racist, misogyny promoting woman who insist on dressing like their "working a corner" for tip money. These girls enjoy dressing cheap that the beer here was called Albino Rhino for years until a lady who didn't work there filed a complaint so, the company took her to the Supreme Court of Canada.

Used: "Earl's Girls" or "Earls Girls".

Usage:

To describe girls who worked at a restaurant chain named Earl's Kitchen+ Bar;
Also applies to Cactus Club Cafe and JOEY Restaurant Group female employees.

1. "Hey that girl is fat, She'll never work here and, she's ugly - double No-No " say Earls Girls

2. "Hey that guy with a turban owned that restaurant down the street for many many years. Now is son wants to work here with the rice rocket head gear and tribal beard. No way he's getting near Earl's Girls here." , says Earl's Girls

3. "That black and brown guy have hot girlfriends. Let's send over one of our white guys to serve to make those dudes to make him look bad by offering their girls jobs here", says Earls Girls

4. " hey girl, your foundation needs to be on thicker, those Albino Rhino promotional tricks are going to be no secret with that dry skin rash.", says an Earls Girls manager

by Interracial June 6, 2019

39๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Earl Grey

1) A travelling magician that invented tea.

He travelled to a small indigenous village where the people smoked the leaves from a local tree.

Earl Grey turned up at the village on a rainbow stallion and showed the people his magical skills.
He also showed them that it was better to add the leaves they smoked to hot water to create a relaxing warm beverage.

This was the first time tea was consumed by a person.

2) A tea with a distinctive flavour that is named after it's creator, Earl Grey the magician.

Examples:

1) "Thank you for making this tea for us Earl Grey, you magical being"

2) "Earl Grey is a delightful beverage"

by CowboyWizard August 23, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Duke Of Earl

1: A person who will be there for someone inevitably.

2: Former king of England.

3: One of the greatest songs conceived by man. It's a staple oldie written by none other than the legendary Gene Chandler.

1: Ey baby I'll be your Duke of Earl if you put out ey.

2: Serf #1 "Look ese it's the Duke of Earl"

Serf #2 " Simon he's a ranker ey"

3: Ey vato I just got Duke of Earl on a 45. Check me out ese...

by Vago Mesheeka September 4, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


free earl

currently earl sweatshirt (OFWGKTA) is still 17 his music legally cant be produce until 18 so the whole hype is free earl we want to hear him

there isn't really example but this will do. "(guys screams out free earl in a concert)" they just want him to show up, but legally he cant he is under age

by GREATNESS February 17, 2012

193๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


Earl Grey

"earl grey" (verb):
lounge, while dressed in sweats/pyjamas/dancewear/costumes, drinking earl grey tea in a warm, comfortable environment

I am too tired to go out, can't we just have an earl grey night.

I had an earl grey day.

This dinner sucks, we should have just earl greyed

by SejRitzMon January 10, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Earl Sweatshirt

Thebe Kgositsile, otherwise know as Earl Sweatshirt, is one of the 11 members of the hip-hop collective Odd Future Wolf Gang Kills Them All. The group is known for their passionate, vulgar lyrics and their experimental production. Earl Sweatshirt is the youngest, and one of the most talented rappers in the group. His rapping style is notable for its dark lyrical content, heavy wordplay, multi-syllabic rhymes, and double entendres.

His 2010 album 'Earl', released when he was 16, is considered one of the best albums of 2010. His father (not grandfather) is Keorapetse Kgositsile, a famous South African poet, so his amazing debut was certainly not a fluke.

He was put in Samoa's Coral Reef Academy by his mother when he was 16. February 24, 2012, Earl will be 18, come back to the US and release another album. According to Complex interview, Earl can't wait to get back and has been writing poetry/raps during his stay at Coral Reef Academy.

FREE EARL

Earl Sweatshirt (from 'Couch'):

"Uh, was always smartmouthed and quick-witted
But somethin' was always missin' like six digits
Lucky seven probably poppa
Little nigga so they picked on him, hassled him
Things changed when I hassled back, so
David hit the pavement with this grapple rap"

You: Holy shit that was amazing.

by basil__ October 30, 2011

309๐Ÿ‘ 176๐Ÿ‘Ž


toejam & earl

Possibly the most awesome computer game ever. Originally for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, but subject to a shit remake on the craptastic X-Box

Dude, wanna come over and play some toejam and earl?
Damn Fucking Right! That game rules!

by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

57๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž