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A rare species of mosquito. Edwards are very large, reaching around six feet of height at adulthood. Their pores contain small neon sacs, which emit a white glow in certain lights, and cause Edwards to stay indoors most of the time.
"Dude, that mosquito was big!"
"Must've been an Edward!"
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Well, basically, you have a dude that knows a dude, that knows one dude, that sucks. Edward is that dude. Also ruined from Twilight, a book extremely overrated and practically raped by fangirls.
Edward is, indeed, a mere word of fiction that will never exist. Cheers to that.
Edward sparkles in the sunlight.
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Edward is a troublemaker who loves to pick fights with friends. Edward is always being pulled out of class and sent to the office. He is a gay whore, and loves to play with his hair. Edward is also desperate for love. He also has a nickname that is Edweird.
Edward: im the one the one..
Teacher: edward office now!
Students: ooo he's in trouble.
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A blond fatty who doesn’t help with a school project if your working with him. Also with the fact he doesn’t do crap he also doesn’t let the other people do work too. Making it so everyone fails because of him. He’s also has autism and he is fricking trash too
Person 1: Edward made us fail our project
Person 2: wow that’s sad
*Edward jumps in*
Edward: I’M GAY
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Edward is a fellow who like to ejaculate on peoples foreheads
OH NO!
ITS EDWARD!
HIDE OR HE WILL GET YOUR HEAD PREGNANT!
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