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New Egypt High School

**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**

9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably

95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)

Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.

Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee

NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.

Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."

Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"

by RecFieldAt4 April 27, 2022


Egypt Project

A project that you have to do on Egypt.

Guy#1: I hate this Egypt project.

Guy#2: Same.

by BuddyMaddie April 01, 2022


egypt

i am egypt

very silly guy

guy 1: i am egypt
guy 2: hi egypt

by egyptianbirdsymbol February 24, 2024


Egypt

A beautiful girl with a big personality, she's often too much of a lover and tends to get hurt , she's sexy fierce And good in bed , she can make any man fall in love with her eyes , don't lose An Egypt big mistake

I want an Egypt

by Livdareal April 29, 2024


Egypt

A beautiful girl with a big personality, she's often too much of a lover and tends to get hurt , she's sexy fierce And good in bed , she can make any man fall in love with her eyes , don't lose An Egypt big mistake

I want an Egypt

by Livdareal April 29, 2024


Egypt

the prettiest name in the world. anyone with this name is absolutely beautiful if you are named egypt i love you and you are awesome

Person 1:hey whats your name?

Person 2:my names Egypt

Person 1:omfg i love you never change

by only-correct May 29, 2023


Egypt

A continent in the Tasman Sea known for having an abundance of green land but no water in sight.

A: Hey have you heard of Egypt

B: Yeah its over near Australia

by Th@t_Pers0n_0ver_there :0 May 10, 2021