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**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**
9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably
95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)
Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.
Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee
NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."
Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
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Possible idiomatic reference to the site of Christ's crucifixion in the Bible.
Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)
Eunuch: "What's going on over there?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."
Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"
My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt
A project that you have to do on Egypt.
Guy#1: I hate this Egypt project.
Guy#2: Same.
the prettiest name in the world. anyone with this name is absolutely beautiful if you are named egypt i love you and you are awesome
Person 1:hey whats your name?
Person 2:my names Egypt
Person 1:omfg i love you never change
A continent in the Tasman Sea known for having an abundance of green land but no water in sight.
A: Hey have you heard of Egypt
B: Yeah its over near Australia
She is nice cute smart, bit has her mean side, she's shy but comes out around friends, is depressed and emo, loves potatoes, and unicorns
I wanna be a Egypt