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The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.
Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.
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Commonly used street slang in western India in the late 1840's, an Egyptian Malibu is a mythological sexual act, performed by an ancient African tribe (that may or may not have even existed!). The Malibu was made famous by King Ramses the 8th in Luxor, Egypt, with his numerous carvings, depicting young women receiving his "seed" through their (no joke) nostrils. This is a rarely seen carving, but it is intact to this day!
"Hey I saw that chick in the Guinness book of world records on tv"
"What did she do?"
"She could take a glass of milk up the nose and squirt it out her tear duct"
"Man, she could probably give a really nice Egyptian Malibu"
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Closely related to the Epyptian Eggbeater, but the contents of the females/males mouth is spat into a nice sizzling hot frying pan. Don't forget to fold it in half and plate it up nicely with a bit of lemon.
"Hey Jeff, Peter and I have made an you and Egyptian Omelette!"
"Thanks Kane, you're the best"
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While having intercourse "doggy style" and chewing tobacco, you spit on her anus and finger her anus. then you ejaculate on her anus. you then smear the concoction on her upper lip, thus giving her an "Egyptian Mustache".
Last might I gave Joni an Egyptian mustache. It was amazing.
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It is the disgusting liquid that falls from AC boxes on you.
Aw shit, Egyptian Rain fell on me.
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A sexual act in which a man performs autoerotic asphyxiation while being fanned by several young women using palm fronds.
Contrary to recorded history, accidents involving the Egyptian Necktie were the leading cause of death in the ancient world.
Man 1: Did you hear that Steve passed away last week?
Man 2: Yeah, apparently he lost consciousness while doing the Egyptian Necktie, and the other participants were really committed to the act. The just kept fanning him instead of calling 911.
When someone or something proceeds to shit and vomit at the same time
(Bobby): How sick are you?
(Nick): Not bad but last night I had the good ol Egyptian Prince
(Bobby): What?
(Nick):*Shits and vomits everywhere*