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single eiffel tower

The Single Eiffel Tower is an example of pure art. To begin to perform such an amazing act, one must first find a partner. Ideally, you would find your partner to be that of someone you fancy (Ie, girlfriend, boyfriend, mate..etc... ). First, start by removing both yours and your partner's clothing. Secondly, have the male in the situation stand over your laid out partner. Placing your feet shoulder width apart and raising your hands above your head and joining them together. The last step seems simple but takes an immense amount of focus. With your hands raised and your feet shoulder-width apart, straddled over your sprawled out partner, bend your knees gradually until your testicles create contact with your partners face, hence creating the shape of the great Eiffel Tower. Repeat the last step until satisfied.

A.K.A- "eiffel tower for one"

Hey man, I was wondering if you wanted to come over tonight and give me a single eiffel tower?

Yo man, last night I totally gave my mom a single eiffel tower!

by TowerMe November 21, 2017

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Eiffel Tower Squared

When you perform an Eiffel Tower (that is, double-teaming a girl and high-fiving your partner in grime with both hands) on top of the actual Eiffel Tower, in Paris, France. You can also perform the procedure beneath the tower, but that is not an official Eiffel Tower Squared. This act is to the Mile High Club what Cooperstown is to the Podunk Community Hall of Local Heroes.

Ah, monsieur! You completed ze Eiffel Tower Squared! C'est fantastique! How did you do zis with so many policemen and les touristes around? Sacre bleu!

by TheEiffelator October 25, 2009

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double eiffel surprise

a mix between the philly fakeout and eiffel tower. you do the eiffel tower set up (one guy in front of the girl and one in back). then the guy in back does the philly fakeout. then as the girl turns back around the guy in front pulls another one!!! if this can be successfully pulled of then it is an EPIC WIN!!

Man one "holy shit kayla is mad. what did you two do?
Superior men "DOUBLE EIFFEL SURPRISE" followed by fist bump

by philly fakeout July 27, 2009

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eiffel tower diving

jumping off the eiffel tower in a skydiving motion but without the parasuit or plane... it's just committing su-

FUN... COMMITTING FUN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

I want to go eiffel tower diving C:

by fatfucc February 19, 2020


Kennedy Eiffel Tower

Ken·ne·dy Eif·fel Tow·er
ˈkenədē ˈīfəl ˌtou(ə)r

noun
Similar to a normal Eiffel Tower but between American President John F. Kennedy, his brother, U.S. Attorney General Robert Kennedy, and actress Marilyn Monroe.

History major presenting to class: In conclusion, as you can see, due to the fact that Marilyn Monroe was fucking both Kennedy brothers at the same time, a Kennedy Eiffel Tower occurring circa 1960 is a historical possibility.

Professor: ...Get the fuck out of my classroom...

by LingerDinger September 4, 2018


Eiffel Human Centipede

A sex position, similar to an Eiffel tower, but with 3 girls in the middle. It could either be a fully poly orgy, or simply 2 couples with an HBB (hot bi bitch) in the center of it.

"How about this, we have a 5-some but you won't fuck my chick and I won't fuck your chick. We would just have that extra chick in the middle of everything. Then we can high-5 with everything in the middle of it. It'd be like an Eifel Tower, but with a human centipede in the center. An Eiffel human centipede."

by Absentlung September 16, 2019


swinging eiffel tower

an eiffel tower performed on a swing, with the girl on the bottom and a guy on top of her, while she swings into the other man's penis

all the little kids on the playground pointed at the swinging eiffel tower

by D-sizzler November 5, 2006

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