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a pedophile loser fat fuck cuck who spends his life cheating in a dead ass game
"I AM THE SPECTRE I AM ELDER GOD HEAVY"
"shut the fuck up fat pedo cunt"
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An all boy private school located in Cincinnati, Ohio. They are known for their general gayness and incapability to succeed at any type of athletic endeavor. This can be seen by witnessing any of their recent football games against Colerain Highschool. On June 5th, they hold their Annual Sausage Fest, a get-together consisting of the large portion of gay students who attend Elder, and gay Elder Alumni. Elder consists of mainly gay fags who are obviously inflamed by the fact that their sexually abusive fathers made them attend Elder instead of a school in the area with a better reputation at being thugnificent at everything, such as Colerain Highschool.
gay fag purple high school football Elder High school
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A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.
Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online
Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC
Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.
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A widespread belief is that you should show respect to people with more experience than you, which includes the elderly. Also a free-pass for those people to be rude without consequences.
*In a shop*
YOU: *Pull out a gun and aim at the cashier* Don't move, this is a robbery! All money in the bag!
ELDERLY: Excuse me, young man, will this take long? I've been standing in this queue for ten minutes and my back is killing me.
YOU: Oh, I'm sorry, I should have realised. *To the cashier* Please serve this old lady first.
ELDERLY: Thank you for respecting your elders. *Deep inhale* Don't move, this is a robbery…!
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Elder High school is a bery white and crappy private school in Cincinnati Ohio.
They are known for football but they can’t win state like there daddys (St.X,La Salle)
Ben: Where do you go to high school
Zion : Elder High school
Ben: That’s why you wear purple I just thought you were gay.
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An fantasy RPG developed and published by Bethesda.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.
Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.
About Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*
gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........
The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.
So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.
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An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.
Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?
No
Dude, It'll blow your mind!
Really? Guess I'll try.
5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
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