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the act of:
1)tying up one's sibling with string
2)producing a lighter and deoderant (preferably lynx chocolate)
3)flame-grilling their cock/pussy till a crispy brown
4)remove the well-cooked organ
5)serve with jizz marinade to parents
i was playing monopoly with my brother when he suddenly grabbed me by the breasts and eleanored me.
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Louis Tomlinson’s Ex-beard. It was time for all to live and let live.
Did you hear Louis and Eleanor Calder split up? She’s was his Beard anyway… now Ex-beard.
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Louis Tominson's "gf".
She is a beard cuz louis is GAY
She has two beautiful dogs, Clifford and Bruce.
She is also an influencer.
person 1: hey do u like eleanor calder
person 2: LARRY 4EVER
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Eleanor Abbey is the most amazing friend you can have. She loves to share and is super nice. She's a smart child and will make your day if your feeling down. She absolutely loves food and shares it even when she doesn't want to. Eleanor is a total candy addict. She is absolutely stunning and beautiful. She is hilarious and loves telling corny jokes. She is sweet and nice and caring and short for her average height. Everybody loves her and she is rising to fame. She is also amazingly talented. Usually Eleanor's can play the drums, the piano is her best feature, she's a gymnast, she's on the honor roll, and will become a famous Youtuber one day. If you see or know a Eleanor Abbey you would love to be friends with her.
(Eleanor walks down the hall)
Person 1: Woah! Did you see her?!
Person 2: Yes, she's like the most talented girl in school and she's friends with like everybody
Person 1 & 2: She must be an Eleanor Abbey
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The biggest rat you’ll ever meet will pretend to be your friend but will secretly be ratting you and trying to get her lanky arse fella to try twat you but he’s a fag and can’t fight on his own Eleanor will rat her closest mates and even her family of for his lanky arse if you ever meet an Eleanor stay away from her she will only do you bad
Ewww is tha Eleanor
Yer she’s such a rat watch her ask for a ciggie now
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Eleanor Shellstrop is a hot shrimp loving badash jerk who is super hot. We all love her.
Damn Eleanor Shellstrop, you are hot.
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Left-wing reporter for Newsweek
Eleanor Clit is actually smarter than your average lib.
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