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Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.
Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!
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He is a Funny, nice, Loving Guy and Loves Puns
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A day we’re you celebrate all the people with the name Ewan by showing love and respect
This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February
“Happy national love Ewan day Ewan!”
This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.
See that guy over there, he’s definitely a Ewan Edwards
Ewan Innes is the fattest human being on earth and is a ugly lookin person. Too bad his will was left behind because its the skinniest thing youll ever see.
Your sincerely my donkey
Ewan innes is my bowling ball tonight.
Stike after strike with the size of him.
Ewan is the biggest stoner ever he sits wiv snoop dog and blazes weed daily, he never doesn’t have cannabis. Ewan also has abs of steel and can take ur girl in 1 2 3