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A middle manager colloquialism for a presentation slide that has too much text.
Andy: while presenting the slide "It's a bit of an eye chart, but here is a list of all the times a middle manager has ever said a buzzword"
When you make eye contact exactly at the same time and you stare for longer than 3 seconds but you have to think of all the dirty things you want to do to that person.
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To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.
Im so tired I have chives for eyes
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Your standards for female attractiveness are substantially lowered after attending Brooklyn Tech for a good period of time, mostly because of the sheer lack of attractive women in the entire building. Known as engineer eye because of the brooklyn tech mascot, the Engineer.
Dude who goes to Tech: Hey man, that girl's pretty cute, should we go talk to her?
Dude who doesn't go to tech: Yo that's a monkey spreading its ass cheeks, you totally have Engineer Eye
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Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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the way cole sprouse looks at lili reinhart
person: omg look at this picture!
me: cole is totally giving lili heart eyes!
person: i know!
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When someone gets very chinky after smoking a huge bowl. There eyes look like mini sunrises!
Sara had sunrise eyes after that doobie
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