Random
Source Code
Random
where you shit fart and cum your pants at the exact same time
lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros
me: kill yourself
why you looking the def of this shit???
woman 1 cum in my butt and i will titty fard fart
When your teacher has just farted in class and covered it up by saying it's a semi-non-aquatic fart, not true, or when your little sister or brother tries to blame a fart on someone but nobody came to blame it on so they say it's an fard, then it could be them farting over cringy a#s lankybox and content because the video contains farts, but nobody likes farts so they say it's an fard.
Joe: Victory royale on fortnite baby!
Mom: Who farted?
Joe: Nooo, no ,no , no, my mom must not find out that I farted!
Mom: Come to the living room, I want answers!
Joe: I farded, Not a fart!
Mon: Ok? Joe?
A big, loud, smelly fart
"bro what was that sound"
"sorry bro i just farded my bad"
The expression "fard" can be used to exclaim your frustration with a subject or can be used as a one word sentence as filler for silence, sometimes it can even get people to laugh.
1-Oh fard! I'm late to work!
2-Fard.