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Used to describe one who deliberates excessively.
Hurry up and stop being so farty arsey!
When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak
She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn
A person whose real name is Artie, but is often called this due to his excessive farting. This person also was most likely called this in their early childhood, and the name has scarred them. Due to this, there is a good chance that this person is homophobic, but HE is really the gay one.
Hey Farty artie!
Shut up dude! I told u not to call me that gay boy!
A person (including possibly oneself) experiencing a particularly gaseous and smelly episode. Source: Kate Winslet's quote in a Vanity Fair article regarding her Titanic co-star, Leo DiCaprio: "To me, he's just smelly, farty Leo."
Man, I was such a Farty Leo tonight, I cleared the room.
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!
farty faye fartts on a farting daily basis, bro swiqal sqwaggles her way to the fartatronic base, bro doesnt make it out alive
farty faye
Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.
Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.
It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."
Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
Dumping glitter into ones anus and while lying one your back, farting with such force that glitter is spewed into the air resembling a party popper.
Because Mike was having a surprise birthday party, Todd decided he would break out a farty popper for the occasion.