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Condoms, so you don't actually have to say condoms, trust me, the ladies find it to be cute
I wanted to fuck, but we had to stop and go out to buy party favors.
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Por favor is please in spanish which you can look at the definition of please yourself, you aren't too lazy. right?
American: Do you speak english?
Brazilian: Por favor *gibberish Brazilian words*
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A favor that is done with no questions asked and can be returned at anytime for anything.
I was really confused about it but it was a nqa favor so I couldn't ask.
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when your foozle does you a favor or when you do a favor for your foozle
will you do me a foozle favor and go get some sprite zero?
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"Do me a favor" means "no", with an attitude. Similar in meaning to the outdated phrase, "talk to the hand". When one person asks another person to do something undesirable, the response may be, "do me a favor". No specific favor is given, but the recipient is free to imagine one (go jump in the lake, etc.).
Wife: "Honey, can you take out the trash?"
Husband: "Do me a favor."
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performing oral sex after/while eating Indian food - specifically curry
After they ate dinner at India Palace, Pat gave Jamie a curry favor.
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A favor from above is completed when you are perched high above your friends wedding with a sniper rifle and pick him off the altar just before he weds his fiance. This is most commonly done because you can't stand the bitch he's going to marry and you need to put your friend out of his indefinite misery.
Duder 1: "Damn dude can't belive the big day is next week. Is she letting you have a bachelor party?"
Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties."
Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..."
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