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Term used to decribe someone who requires a large Starbucks coffee to initiate a bowel movement.
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Dara: "After three days I finally took a dump."
Renee: "The Fecal Venti works everytime!"
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A small oblong shaped piece of feces that would look otherwise tasty if it wasn't made out of poop.
Dude, come to the toliet and check out my fecal dumplings and brown sauce.
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Fecal Freckle... Happens when either a man or woman is receiving a rim job (salad tossing) and happens to float a wet fart with fecal projectiles that dot the face of the person giving the rim job (salad tossing). Once this happens, it would look like a person with freckles on their face. Hence the phrase FECAL FRECKLE.
Arina was giving me a rim job this morning and I could not hold my fart in. Unfortunately some fecal matter got on her face, it made her look as if she had fecal freckles.
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A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.
Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...
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The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.
As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."
What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence
"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."
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A high and low measurement of the thickness/solidness of one's feces. High Fecal Viscosity means constipation. Low Fecal Viscosity means loose, watery stool.
Roger was urinating in the men's room when he heard the man in the handicap stall suffering from low fecal viscosity. He was taking a mop bucket dump.
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When a person poops out a solid turd that is immediately followed by a stream of diarrhea, thus darkening the toilet water and obscuring the original turd from view. A fecal eclipse can be partial or total, depending upon the volume and opacity of the diarrhea. Because a mixture of solid and liquid shit is already rare, a total fecal eclipse where the view of the original turd is completely blighted from view is considered one of the rarest occurrences in the natural world and has long fascinated scientists and the casual observer alike. Throughout history, cultural interpretations of fecal eclipses have varied widely. For example, in China during the late Sung Dynasty, a fecal eclipse was thought to portend a favorable rice harvest in the upcoming growing season. In contrast, the ancient Egyptians, particularly during Egypt's Middle Kingdom period, believed that a fecal eclipse signaled that the annual Nile River flood would be too severe and wash away more of the nutrient-rich silt than it deposits, thus leading to a period of hunger and famine. In 19th century Ireland, a fecal eclipse was generally regarded as a sign of good luck for the person producing it, but with no broader implications for the rest of the community.
Tony: How as that poop?
John: I had this awesome long turd and I wanted to send you a pic, but then I had some diarrhea which caused a total fecal eclipse. Water was too cloudy to see anything.
Tony: Strange. I wonder what fortune this portends for you.
John: Don't be superstitious dude. It's a rare but completely natural phenomenon.
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