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A day dedicated to fellatio.
Celebrated orally with a loved one or two.
Fellatio day is celebrated on the 12th of January, annually and all day long.
Want head? It’s Fellatio Day after all.
Heaping so much praise on someone as to bring that person to climax.
President Trump gave Vladimir Putin so much verbal fellatio at the Helsinki press conference, that the broadcast of the event was rated NSFW.
road head, oral sex for the driver
on the country roads to point reyes, she gave me automo fellatio
When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.
After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.
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Fellatio Fag Fairy
One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner
Tigran returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fairy, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick & the Masturbation Monster was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.
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1. A secret from the dollar menu
2. The act of being blown by a fish
3. The act of blowing a fish... up. (or down, either way)
4. A sucky job done by a blowfish
1. Custoner: Can i get a Fish Fellatio?
Cashier: Grilled, fried, or blown?
2. Fish fellatio is only good if it's a Trout or salmon - guppies don't work too well
3. There were chunks of tuna everywhere after the fish fellatio
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a new type of bread...mmm....tasty.
"Have you tried Jack In The Box's new fellatio bread?"
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