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festerville;
a city of festers;
the crowd at a Guns 'N' Roses concert (which is ironic really, considering the term partly emerged from the corruption of their song lyric 'Paradise City');
when too many ex-'Greenpeace' members (expelled for smelliness and total lack of personal hygiene) congregate in one area (well I just couldn't say all Greenpeace- after all, they did
"t-r-y", not stopped, but "tried" to stop whaling- hey what the hell are my donations for then!);
"Whoa man, let's get the F n G outa here, it's a goddamn regular festerville up n in this!" panics Sad,
"Yeah Saddywah, those R.E.M. lovin' tree huggin' ferals over there are making my olfactory senses internally vomit, nuthin' but festered-out-city ", observes Zack.
Combo Backfire Blumpkin and Dirty Sanchez.
Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.
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An unclean, smelly vagina.
Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.
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Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.
Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice
Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)
Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.
Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand
That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter
Fester & Nose
Shoes Incorperated
(and Wheelie)
Products: Shoes, Vacuums, Rugs, and the Occasional Lamp!
Location: 1313 Shoebox Lane
im going to fester and nose to buy my new kicks.
To cause confusion in a fun way
What in the fester fickle fuck is going on in here?
OR
Let's get the fester fickle fuck outta here!!
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Gore Grind band well know for such hits as "smik 2 ya bass" "suck a shit" and "boke on yer tits". Situated in the central scotland area
Ye heard festering pus enemas new song smik 2 ya bass? its fuckin quality
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