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1) A festival that takes place in which men receive oral sex from hundreds of the finest bitches around
2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around
Me: Brian's party last night was a total blowjob festival
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth
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Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related
Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends
Cringe Festival is what I call my brother because he is more cringe than a festival full of cringe people.
Your such a cringe festival. Said Me to my brother
Festival Witch is the most awesome thing to happen to the Internet since... well, ever.
Pete: "Dude, have you ever heard of Festival Witch?"
Bill: "Yeah man, I go to festivalwitch.com to get all of my music festival info."
Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.
Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.
A modern day version of events like "Woodstock".
EDM music, artwork, and other crafts are created by local artists and shared with the community while they camp out.
Infamous for their high amount of substance abuse, not everyone does drugs that go. That is a stereotype.
That girl goes to the music festival every year to see Bass Nectar and take psychedelic drugs because she wishes she was born in the 60's.
This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.
Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.