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Blowjob Festival

1) A festival that takes place in which men receive oral sex from hundreds of the finest bitches around

2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around

Me: Brian's party last night was a total blowjob festival
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth

by D-Fence October 18, 2010

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Music Festival

A modern day version of events like "Woodstock".

EDM music, artwork, and other crafts are created by local artists and shared with the community while they camp out.

Infamous for their high amount of substance abuse, not everyone does drugs that go. That is a stereotype.

That girl goes to the music festival every year to see Bass Nectar and take psychedelic drugs because she wishes she was born in the 60's.

by California Bae Area September 19, 2016


cringe festival

Cringe Festival is what I call my brother because he is more cringe than a festival full of cringe people.

Your such a cringe festival. Said Me to my brother

by MrBurntT0ast March 4, 2022


festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.

Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.

by Bboxed September 3, 2014


KuroKiiro Festival

KuroKiiro Festival is a small anime convention held in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania or around the area. It is a sister convention to Tekkoshocon. The first KKF was on the 8 floor of a small hotel, with 5 rooms, and a lobby. It wasn't very fun, but fans were satisfied. They have awesome dances, (like Tekkoshocon.) and everyone is very friendly. In 2010, KKF II is happening in November, at the Boyd Community Center. The location is awkward, but there is/was lots of land to dance and run around.

Kurokiiro Festival was really small!
It was fun, though.

by SmileyFaceForYou August 24, 2010


Festival Grass

Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.

Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.

by snozzi January 30, 2009


Festive Masturbation

Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related

Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends

by Loce May 20, 2015