pounding back a few

to drink alcohol much and quickly.

Things usually get out of hand when people start pounding back a few.

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A Few Gouda Men Burger

Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men Burger. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

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a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.

Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.

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Firing Off a Few Rounds

Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off

MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night!

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a few cents short of a dollar

Not so bright, lacking intelligence.

Fred: Bobby thinks Washington D.C. is in Washington State!

George: Well, we always knew he was a few cents short of a dollar…

a few timbits short of a dozen

Canadien version of One Donut Short of a Dozen

Oh he's a few timbits short of a dozen

A few points shy of a gram

A person whos not very bright

Does that boy got his pants on backwards again?? I know im not the smartest feller in the world but that boy there's a few points shy of a gram..