Rogue Flatulator

The act of purposely flatulating in someone's comfort zone for your own personal pleasure.

A deviant, One who delights in your Nasal Dismay. A sneak, Proficient in all Flatual activity, "You smelt it , he dealt it..."

He's gone, but the putrid "eue de toilette" of his expired breakfast burrito will scar you forever.

sniff..sniff...Who just farted? You smell that??
it must have been that guy that just walked by...
I was wondering why he smiled, that Rogue Flatulator

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machine gun flatulence

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.

I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

mewing kittens flatulence

When someone's pent-up farts sound like a squealing litter of mewing kittens.

I looked over to this dude in the movie theatre looking for some kittens but then I realized he had a bad case of mewing kittens flatulence!

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drum roll flatulence

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.

As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

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faux flatulence

when you are at work or on a date and your chair squeaks or your heel scrapes the floor and it sounds like a fart. Your attempt to duplicate the noise so not to appear flatulent.

I had to create some faux flatulence so my date wouldn't think I was nasty

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post-coital flatulence

The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.

The fart you hear from your parents bed room.

Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"

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Pre-pull flatulation

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.

Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".