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An individual in college who is not able to find a blocking group (group of roommates) to join for the duration of his academic career and is therefore subjected to living with random people selected by the school. This is usually the result of having a lack of close friends or being perceived as socially awkward or inadequate.
"Hey man can I join your blocking group?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"I guess that means I have to be a floater!"
"Yea...Herb"
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When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy
Your mom was bathing me last night, and a full-on sack floater occurred.
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The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.
Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.
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A person you have no real connection with. They are somebody who you don't remember meeting but you are still 'friends'. You say 'hey' in the hallways and classes but you really never hang out.
Yeah, she's a Floater Friend. I don't remember how we met, but we say hey in class.
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3 meanings:
1: a balloon dildo with cum on it.
2:an asshole
3:a universal swear that nobody knows
1: ill throw a balloon floater at you!
2:your a balloon floater!
3:BALLOON FLOATER!
that poo left behind from your dirty Jamaican cousin... assole
I came into the bathroom only to find a sneaky floater.
Bizarre Australian "delicacy" that involves a meat pie, floating in pea soup, with tomato sauce on the top.
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