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The mythical source of morning wood, the appear singing a tune and help you get erect with their gnomey mitts.
I was visited by the fluffer gnomes last night... and now I've got a huge boner in the morning.
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A sandwich made using Peanut Butter and Marshmallow Creme Fluff. Hence the name. Seems to be very popular in the New England states but is known throughout the country. "Fluffernutter" is a registered trademark of Durkee-Mower Inc., the maker of "Marshmallow Fluff" brand marshmallow creme. Kids also love their parents more for packing these in their school lunches instead of Peanut Butter and Jelly.
Son: "Hey Mom, my lunch has PB&J and that sucks. Why didn't I get a Fluffer Nutter like my sister?"
Mother: "Because I like her better so she gets the better sandwich!"
Daughter: "Cool! Fluffer Nutters rock!! And so do you, Mom!"
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a peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwhich! MMmmmmm MMMmmmmmm good.
I'll have a fluffer nutter for lunch.
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the guy (or girl) who preps the penis before a porno flick. blowjob optional.
"don't worry about it, I hired a dick fluffer so you don't get nervous before the big shoot"
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a girl who *blows* your mind away
Kristen is my ego fluffer, she is constantly saying stupid shit that BLOWS my mind away
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A fluffer video is a usually more soft-core, erotic video you watch to give you a boner before you actually jerk off to the real video you want.
I use a fluffer video from Youtube to get me ready for Redtube.
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Any person invited into a fantasy league who has little knowledge of the sport that the league is based on. They are usually invited to fill empty league slots, and are usually taken advantage of during the fantasy season by the other players.
I just traded Sam Bradford to the Fantasy Fluffer for Adrien Petersen.