dick here

Instance of the phrase "click here", in which the letters "c" and "l" are placed with little or no space apart by the font, thereby forming a "d". Particularly fitting for pornographic pop-up adverts.

dick here for barely legal girl-on-girl action!

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Im here

Im here is the word that frederick william james lewin says after being asked where he is.

Where is frederick,
Im here

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[Adjective here] as

Basicly, any adjective followed by the word as, increasing the strength of the adjective.
Originated from New zealand.

To describe that it is cold: "its cold as bro, cold as a chili bin bro"

To describe that you think something is stink(unfair,stupid):"stink as man"

Generally this is one of the most used phrases in New Zealand "____ as"

"Bro I cant make it to the party tonite"
"sweet as"

"Oi Mrs Coles failed me on that assessment!"
"Thats shit as man"

"Bro _____ Happened"
"Man, thats adjective here as

Bob here

A statement made to announce one's arrival; preferably when one wishes mortals to tremble in one's wake.

Bob: Bob here.

*oh my god he said it
he said the line
what an absolute chad*---all of the womens.

but heres a bell

DING DING DING

THIS SONG WAS ALREADY TURNT BUT HERES A BELL

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Kurland Here

Meme from Star Trek Online, mission "Boldly they rode" where the only voice line from Captain James Kurland is "Kurland here, come in" and repeated dozens of times.

Stating that Kurland, is in fact, here.

"Is that... is Kurland there?"
"Kurland here"

Everyone is here

An untrue statement

A: I wish waluigi was in smash
B: Geno for me
C: master chief
D: bandana Dee
E: tails
F: Shrek
A, B, C, D, and E: fuck off
G: lol everyone is here more like everyone should drink beer
C: aw nice a 6-pack!
F: what about me?
E: you get no beer, Shrek can't come into smash.