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I want to finger my self! You cant its forget fingering february
when your latin teacher is going over the do-now and all of a sudden he says something like "i wish i had more time" or "how was your weekend, johnny?" meanwhile johnny's name is really anthony.
anthony: "the definition of car is an object with a motor and engine that transports people from location to location."
mr. pietrucha: "thank you johnny... i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?"
anthony: "i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher."
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like Dirty Sanchez, instead of sticking you finger in her rectum an wiping it under her nose, you stick your finger in ones own rectum and wipe it under her nose...
Forget Me Not,like a Dirty Sanchez
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Super hard ass nippples, when you are leaving your girlfriends house and you grab her titties one last time and her nipples get erect... Those are forget me knots
I grabbed her titties and left her with "forget me knots"
The act of forgiving but never forgetting is essentially forgiving an offensive act of a friend, but never forgetting it. Similar to a grudge.
person 1: yo, how do you feel about insert name making that offensive joke yesterday?
person 2: yeah that shit hurt. I let it go then, but I will bring it up later. I forgive but never forget, ya know?
person 1: totally!
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Any tea made from datura or other deliriant drug, causing severe memory lapses, or at the very least making memories inseparable from dreams.
That was a terrible work week! I'm going to have a nice cup of forget-me-tea and it'll be like it never happened.
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A site for sore eyes not worth remembering.
Seen one forget me dot, seen them all.
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