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Fortnite is a game where 2 year olds who don't shower grind 24/7, this game is for fucking crackheads who are high on candle wax.
Timmy:"Hey want to play FORTNITE"
Bob:"do I look gay?"
The game which is killing millions.
My kid is addicted to Fortnite, I'm just about to kill myself
A popular shooter game that causes autism
If you play fortnite go to the doctor immediately
A game that if you post your wins from it on your Snapchat story you are completely unable to get pussy, it's like a magical barrier.
Ron's Snapchat story:
(Shows #1 victory royal) Easy dubs π
Evan: Wow he gets no pussy.
Linda: that's why I rejected him because all he does is post Fortnite wins.
Sarah: I'm not even a guy but I get more pussy!
kid:fortnite ROCKS
any sane human being: pick a god, and start praying
1π 1π
The reasons why breakups happen in 2018
Fortnite.
Girl : itβs me or that game
Boy: ok bye
Look, it's not bad, in fact the best content isn't in Battle royale, But in save the world. The main thing that made fortnite blow up is by media youtubers and streamers. Over the course of it's 3 year existence, fortnite has made the three most clickbait things: 1:Midas and Vendetta floppers 2:Sniping compilations 3: The amazing live events.
The best part of battle royale is the live events from the travis scott's astronomical event, to the entire map flooding after the agency blew up, these things aren't bad, but the only bad part of it is some of the community(which is better than COD's)
Guy 1: Did you see the ___ live event!!! so cool!!!
guy 2: yo fortnite? the game is ok i guess
Guy 1: but the best part is save the world!
guy 2:whatever Lmao