frozen popsicle

When you pee into a condom and freeze it then shove it up yo girl's pussy.

"Its too warm in here, lets get colder by trying a frozen popsicle."

frozen poop

A piece of excrement lowered to 32 degrees Fahrenheit or less

I found a piece of frozen poop in my igloo today

Frozen alligator

When one takes a Viagra pill, becomes erect, and sticks the weiner in a cooler/freezer for a short time. Then, after the cooling, the subject pushes their pleasure stick behind their legs, resembling a tail, and receives oral.

Me: I was so stoked when my girl agreed to do a frozen alligator with me!
Colin: How was that even possible??

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Frozen Jim

The act of pissing in a condom and freezing it, then having a female masturbate with it while it is frozen.

"Did you know that Rebecca was telling everyone at work that she used a frozen jim last night?"

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frozen larry

when a girl takes a crap, freezes it and uses it as a dildo

"last night, jenna gave herself a frozen larry."

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frozen eddie

the act of deficating into one's palm, being sure not to disturb the long, slender shape of the subject, placing it in a cold place, prefferably a freezer, waiting until the subject is rock solid, then feeding it into the anal entry of your lover (or one-night whore) and having he/she once again deficate the fecal matter out into thy oral entry, creating a split second momentary sensation of unparralled pleasure and bliss, followed by a revolting aftertaste

"pre-made frozen eddies, now availabe in the frozen food section at your local supermarket, from the makers of the klondike bar"

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frozen orange

When one lesbian puts her hand into a bowl of ice water until it goes numb. Once achieved she then proceeds to fist her girlfriend. Doing this works in two ways: the fister can't feel a thing and the fistee experiences a frozen fist deep inside pussy.

"Baby, I am going to frozen orange you so much you're going to be shivering for a month."

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