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Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.
Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.
Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.
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A sarcastic bitter remake of congratulations.
some guy: you are funny! I bow before you.
kat-in-the-box: WELL CUNT-FUCK-U-LATIONS!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!
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what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....
oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)
Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz
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Something you say when someone pisses you off so much you would rather die . I like to yell at my mom like this . . .
Person A : *ANNOYING STUFF *
You : SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT
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1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
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A person who often offends his friends, but usually brings much booty to the party. He/She frequently performs in sexual acts with both sexes.
Harry is such a "Dick-fuck-slut-whore-cunt" when he drinks all the trash-can-punch, but he always shares the pussy.
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A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.
Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.
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