gaff tape

magical substance that can answer or fix almost any problem that may arise

n oproblem i got some gaff tape

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Gaff

to get head off a girl u don't really know

This bitch gave me a gaff then I kicked her out of the car

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Shaft Gaff

When a penis is exposed in public for example a nip slip or an up skirt.

Did you see Justin Beiber's shaft gaff?

Yeah, his dick is so small.

Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook,or a lesser know powerful rusty hook.The main difference is you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

Last night I ovened the dutch girl after I gave her the powerful rusty gaff.She asked me to marry her the next day.

gaff rigged

a boat that has sails that are not to English navel standards,, jerry rigged.... german....mick rigged,, irish.. nigger rigged. Caribbean or slave ship... modern definition is any thing that is sailed or driven repaired with a unconventional procedure in an emergency procedure (mickey moused is the most common urban use

our ship spotted a gaff rigged ship on the horizon. we soon realized it was a nigger rigged slave ship, to our relief it was just a mick rigged fishing boat.

gaff tour

A tour of someones house, or general living space.

When I come round can you give me a gaff tour?

Dee-Gaff

A shortened version of 'Dont Give A Fuck!' commonly used in reply to someone or as a comment. Used to conceal saying the actual meaning so as to not offend the recipient of the Dee-gaff

Person 1: Excuse me! why are you late?
Person 2: Dee-gaff!

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