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Basically the female version of "jack off". Female masturbation
"Ryan's sweet talking made me want to gel off.
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A topical clitoral stimulating gel, designed to help achieve or intensify female orgasm.
I put some O gel on my girlfriend last night after I had her bound to the bed, and it drove her nuts!
Katie: My vibrator just doesn't seem as great as it used to.
Grace: Have you tried using it in the shower?
Haley: Forget the hot shower, Katie, you need to get some o gel!
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-John gave me all the signs that he wanted to be my boyfriend but when Jenna started talking to him, he ignored me and tonight they're going on a date.
-Wow. What a gel douche!
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The composition of compliments, awards and recognitions, such as job titles and promotions, that don't necessarily include a pay increase or access to greater opportunities.
Phil got three more women's numbers on Friday. He didn't intend to call any. He just needed to replenish his EGO GEL after Rachel dumped him.
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Langley gels is shit you get moody maths teachers, pedo-file English teachers (mr.green), teachers who can’t roll skirts properly, retarded form tutors, over all don’t go Langley gels
I went Langley Gels and well here I am living of benefits wiv 7 children all 1 year apart coz I had sex wiv a teacher from there
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When multiple Mexicans cum in a persons hair, the hair is then styled and eventually dried to maintain its position.
Brice: "Hey, Alexei, where did you get that rockin' hairdo?"
Alexei: "Oh! I just got some Mexican Hair Gel from a few spicks on the street."
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A shower gel suppose to have some ingredient to make all girls around you express their "whore gene", a gene located in the X chromosome.
Axe shower gel got me, an weak Asian guy laid.
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