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Geoff is the creator of the best song ever "Brazil"
Geoff Is better than mitski
Geoff is the second coolest name (other than Johan)
"oh man I love Brazil, that dude Geoff is as genius!"
Is an energetic funny guy with lots of friends but I don't know why coz he never answers his phone to any of them. His hopeless with his phone. His always loosing it unless his on the toilet. Thats where he must find it coz his always loosing it or leaving it somewhere. His easy on the eye. And always smells yummy. He has big muscles. And works to hard and burns himself out. Then sooks coz his sick. And blames it on the covid shots. But is a great provider for his family. He spends half his days on the toilet taking a shit and playing on his phone. Then complains thats his legs are numb, And thinks he smells like pot purry but more like something has crawled up his ass and died. He coughs when he cleans his ears. And always stands with his hands behind his back. He likes to fix things well most things except for laptops and phones, u can always find hundreds pulled apart and broken all over the place. When his in a good mood he bounces around like a little school boy. But get on the wrong side of him and you will know all about it.
Girl, "oh wow that guy's cute got big muscles and smells devine"
Friend" stay away from him his a weirdo that will pull ur phone apart on u thinking he will fix it. Then when ur stranded without a phone and cant comunicate with anyone he will pull a swifty and drown u with his ass stench after taking a shit and if ur lucky enough to escape that u can make fun of him but only from a distance coz his legs are to numb to chase u, but don't get caught coz u will regret it. they call him a geoff. "
Geoff originates from the Greek mythological creature “ tenticalis “ meaning long wandering hands #Mrtickle
Everyone needs a Geoff in their life
OMG he’s going in for a Geoff on the dance floor
During the Process of Geofffing, the person who is giving Oral also plays with your bobble sack.
This guy I know gave me the best Geofffing that I've ever experienced.
A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.
Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.
An extensive period of time enjoying a leisure activity
We went fishing snd put in a geoff shift