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when 2 men get on their hands and knees with their asses facing each other with each of them having a gerbil already loaded into their assholes and then place a single clear tube into both participants assholes long enough to fit snugly into both of their asses with enough room in between the two of them to watch the drama unfold. When ready, both contestants try to force each others gerbil into the others asshole, to make it seem as if holding court in the days of king arthur only there are no humans with their lives at stake, instead you are witness to the grand spectacle of gerbil jousting...dressing up the gerbils in time appropriate garb is optional but it does lend a certain air of authenticity to the event. If neither person can force the other gerbil to the other side then you will be witness to the brutal act of hand-to-hand gerbil combat which does happen from time to time. LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!!
MATT: my ass is really sore. MEL: well, maybe you shouldn't have been the official site for this years gerbil jousting contest you big, sloppy fag.
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When you stuff a gerbil up your butt with a tube, remove the tube, then squeeze the gerbil with your sphincter until it slides out. Then you spread it on your toast.
Hey bro, did you try Joel's s gerbil jelly, it's homemade.
The cutest damn gerbils you'll ever find. Black in colour and heritage, but golden in temperament!
Awww look at those cute nigger gerbils. What's that little fella? You want some watermelon? Have a chicken bucket instead.
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The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.
"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "
A Gerbil Shot is when one bends the shaft of a 1.75 of vodka (plastic bottle only) to a 90 degree angle. Once this has been completed the person who bent the bottle flips the bottle upside down into another persons mouth (The Gerbil) while the person receiving the vodka holds their hand up with their wrists bent as if they were a gerbil. The one receiving the Gerbil Shot guzzles as much vodka (Karkov) out as possible. This is commonly confused with a mild case of cerebral palsy but is generally known as a Gerbil Shot.
Sally: Hi Honey how was work?
Jermaine: It was a rough day I lost three clients.
Sally: Well I have just the thing to cheer you up!
Jermaine: What might that be?
Sally: A Gerbil Shot!
Jermaine: Now I remember why I married you!
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Any "common" homosexual practise that only exists in the minds of straight people for their own amusement.
Such as storing used condoms in the fridge to drink later, 'being the wife', biting the pillow, using vaseline, drinkin cum out of an arse with a golden straw, or, indeed, the apocryphyl inserting a live gerbil up the anus using an empty toilet tube.
Straight man to gay man: 'So what the fuck is this felching thing anyway?'
Gay man: 'I dunno mate, you tell me, as far as Im aware its just another ass-gerbil.'
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when a man gently puts his teste into a females anus and the woman sucks it in and out creating a "shifty" noise and arouses the female to the point that she begins to make noises similar to that of a gerbil
dude that chick was bucknasty, she let me do the tony danza, arabian goggles, AND the shifty gerbil.
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