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Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser

"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024


Merecat Geyser

When the head of a penis is rubbed in between the flaps, or labia majoras, of the vagina till orgasm, in which the penis will snap up facing away from the female and spray semen over her body.

"Did you fuck Stacy last night?"
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".

by Arizona Concept April 15, 2016


Gastric Geyser

projectile vomiting with heavy chunks of food

I ate steak and had a terrible gastric geyser.

by OT Rant Volvagia November 27, 2011


grape geyser

the act of putting grape fanta into your partners ass. getting a straw and blowing in making the fanta come out.

Dude, The sex was so good she let me give her the grape geyser!

by ubfrfrg March 6, 2022


san francisco geyser

Where you cum in a dudes butt, and then he farts, thus creating a geyser effect.

Man, Adam gave Cameron a San Francisco geyser last night

by Andrew is gy September 13, 2021


geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure

by Wetbackeralamo69 May 12, 2015


Arctic Geyser

A sexual move in which liquid nitrogen is inserted into ones anus and in response, they fart out a large cloud of cold air, kind of like a geyser.

Person 1: “Yo dude what’d you do last night?”
Person 2: “Oh it was amazing! Me and my girl tried the Arctic Geyser.”

by clappage December 7, 2018